OMGGGG hilarious!!
Only slightly better than “Give your drunken mistake a taste of your fun bags.”
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creepily fabulous.
All images taken from Spacesuits: The Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum Collection, by Amanda Young, photographs by Mark Avino
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YES. For me its my gel and mousse. I HATE change when it comes to beauty products!!!
that woulda been a bitch.
- me: dinner is in the crockpot! [11:24am]
- adam: sweet. what is it? [11:25am]
- me: creamy chicken pesto. will have over pasta. [11:26am]
- me: and now the crock pot is actually plugged in! [11:55am]
- adam: hehehehehe. that woulda been a bitch. [11:56am]
me exactly. you dry shampoo people and no poo people and ponytail people… I envy you!! (But still love my hair.)
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Seriously hilarious.
“Hey guys, exciting news! M83 offered me a chance to audition as a back-up vocalist on their tour. WISH ME LUCK.”
Brilliant.
I love the random things that show up on my dashboard that are so relevant to my life.
For some reason I found this really hilarious.
Jesus Bootsie get your shit together, it’s only noon.
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restrict your clever banter.
- Adam: I'm calling about seats now.
- Me: oookay... are you saying I can't chatterbox or something?
- Adam: yes. Restrict your clever banter!!
WHAT IS TAURINE?
- Me: Honey, I'm so proud of you! I was coming to remind you that I made you iced coffee, and NOT to go to the gas station! But you already made some!
- Adam: I'm trying to do better. Really. But... I'm addicted to Java Monsters. It's that taurine. Ugh. Can we buy taurine? Can we put taurine in THIS? WHAT IS TAURINE? No really! What is it?!!!
