December 23, 2011 / 6:52PM 4,605 notes

OMGGGG hilarious!!
theclearlydope:

Only slightly better than “Give your drunken mistake a taste of your fun bags.” 

OMGGGG hilarious!!

theclearlydope:

Only slightly better than “Give your drunken mistake a taste of your fun bags.” 

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December 21, 2011 / 11:25PM 58 notes

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YES. For me its my gel and mousse. I HATE change when it comes to beauty products!!!

thecurlyhairproblems:

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YES. For me its my gel and mousse. I HATE change when it comes to beauty products!!!

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December 20, 2011 / 11:58AM 2 notes

that woulda been a bitch.

  • me: dinner is in the crockpot! [11:24am]
  • adam: sweet. what is it? [11:25am]
  • me: creamy chicken pesto. will have over pasta. [11:26am]
  • me: and now the crock pot is actually plugged in! [11:55am]
  • adam: hehehehehe. that woulda been a bitch. [11:56am]

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December 20, 2011 / 11:42AM 370 notes

me exactly. you dry shampoo people and no poo people and ponytail people… I envy you!! (But still love my hair.)
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me exactly. you dry shampoo people and no poo people and ponytail people… I envy you!! (But still love my hair.)

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December 20, 2011 / 11:39AM 590 notes

theclearlydope:

How am I supposed to attack a groin with an iPod shuffle?

theclearlydope:

How am I supposed to attack a groin with an iPod shuffle?

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November 27, 2011 / 2:48PM 266 notes

Seriously hilarious.

pavkah:

sirmitchell:

Hey guys, exciting news! M83 offered me a chance to audition as a back-up vocalist on their tour. WISH ME LUCK.”

Brilliant.

I love the random things that show up on my dashboard that are so relevant to my life.

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September 13, 2011 / 7:27PM 2,014 notes

For some reason I found this really hilarious. 
theclearlydope:

Jesus Bootsie get your shit together, it’s only noon.
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For some reason I found this really hilarious. 

theclearlydope:

Jesus Bootsie get your shit together, it’s only noon.

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September 9, 2011 / 11:28AM 1 note

restrict your clever banter.

  • Adam: I'm calling about seats now.
  • Me: oookay... are you saying I can't chatterbox or something?
  • Adam: yes. Restrict your clever banter!!

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September 9, 2011 / 10:13AM 5 notes

WHAT IS TAURINE?

  • Me: Honey, I'm so proud of you! I was coming to remind you that I made you iced coffee, and NOT to go to the gas station! But you already made some!
  • Adam: I'm trying to do better. Really. But... I'm addicted to Java Monsters. It's that taurine. Ugh. Can we buy taurine? Can we put taurine in THIS? WHAT IS TAURINE? No really! What is it?!!!

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