basically wonderful.

Dec 23

OMGGGG hilarious!!

theclearlydope:

Only slightly better than “Give your drunken mistake a taste of your fun bags.” 

(Source: ihatemyparents)

Dec 21

[video]

thecurlyhairproblems:

submitted by Anon :)

YES. For me its my gel and mousse. I HATE change when it comes to beauty products!!!

Dec 20

that woulda been a bitch.

• me: dinner is in the crockpot! [11:24am]
• adam: sweet. what is it? [11:25am]
• me: creamy chicken pesto. will have over pasta. [11:26am]
• me: and now the crock pot is actually plugged in! [11:55am]
• adam: hehehehehe. that woulda been a bitch. [11:56am]

me exactly. you dry shampoo people and no poo people and ponytail people… I envy you!! (But still love my hair.)

thecurlyhairproblems:

submitted by peopleandstuff :)

theclearlydope:

How am I supposed to attack a groin with an iPod shuffle?

(Source: yimmyayo)

Nov 27

[video]

Sep 13

For some reason I found this really hilarious. 

theclearlydope:

Jesus Bootsie get your shit together, it’s only noon.

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Sep 09

restrict your clever banter.

• Adam: I'm calling about seats now.
• Me: oookay... are you saying I can't chatterbox or something?
• Adam: yes. Restrict your clever banter!!

WHAT IS TAURINE?

• Me: Honey, I'm so proud of you! I was coming to remind you that I made you iced coffee, and NOT to go to the gas station! But you already made some!
• Adam: I'm trying to do better. Really. But... I'm addicted to Java Monsters. It's that taurine. Ugh. Can we buy taurine? Can we put taurine in THIS? WHAT IS TAURINE? No really! What is it?!!!