December 20, 2011 / 11:58AM 2 notes

that woulda been a bitch.

  • me: dinner is in the crockpot! [11:24am]
  • adam: sweet. what is it? [11:25am]
  • me: creamy chicken pesto. will have over pasta. [11:26am]
  • me: and now the crock pot is actually plugged in! [11:55am]
  • adam: hehehehehe. that woulda been a bitch. [11:56am]

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April 17, 2011 / 11:34AM

sweatpants/PJs.

  • Adam: UGH, I have no pants to wear to softball practice!
  • Me: What? Just wear your sweatpants.
  • Adam: But those are PAJAMA PANTS.
  • Me: Only because you only wear them at night, they're SWEATPANTS.
  • Adam: *sigh* Okay, fine.
  • *a few minutes later he's in his sweatpants*
  • Me: OMG, you're wearing your PAJAMAS?!
  • Adam: SEE! Be serious! I can't wear these!! I have to go to Dick's and get new pants now!!

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December 12, 2010 / 2:46PM

I f*&%ing love this shit!

  • The wind is REALLY whipping up outside with a bunch of snow, while Adam's outside messing around with the snowblower, so I called his cell.
  • Adam: Yeah?
  • Me: HONEY, come inside! It's really windy out there and I don't want a tree to fall on you!
  • Adam: A tree isn't going to fall on me! I fucking love this shit! Want to come out and play??
  • Me: NO! There are like, snow tornadoes outside, it's freaky!
  • Adam: Come on, we can play in the snow!
  • Me: NO!!
  • Adam: Okay okay, I'll put this away and come in.

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December 12, 2010 / 2:04PM

it wasn't interesting enough.

  • (I was on the phone with an employee while Adam was still in bed asleep; after I hung up...)
  • Adam: What was that all about?
  • Me: That was just Allyson...
  • Adam: What's going on?
  • Me: Well, the roads are really bad and she's on her way back. She has plenty of time to get here, but she's not sure if--
  • Adam: *DEEP BREATHING/SNORING*
  • Me: HEY! Wake up!!
  • Adam: Wha? What?
  • Me: You asked me what was going on and I was trying to tell you!!
  • Adam: It wasn't interesting enough to keep me awake!
  • (Later he asked me "Did I fall asleep while you were talking to me earlier??")

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August 30, 2010 / 10:27PM

me & Adam being silly at Cathy’s wedding. 

me & Adam being silly at Cathy’s wedding. 

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July 27, 2010 / 9:41PM

tearing up the Lowe’s parking lot.

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July 3, 2010 / 11:09PM

I just hit myself in the balls.

  • Adam: OOF! *coughing & hacking*
  • Me: Are you okay?? What happened?!
  • Adam: *cough, gag* I just hit myself in the balls. *cough cough cough*

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June 13, 2010 / 12:29PM

addicted to Hawkey.

  • Me: What are you doing?
  • Adam: I'm addicted to hockey.
  • Me: Uh huh.
  • Adam: I downloaded a hockey app.
  • Me: Having an app doesn't make you addicted to something.
  • Adam: I... paid for it.
  • Me: No you DIDN'T!
  • Adam: It was a dollar.
  • Me: Wow...
  • Adam: They're trading Byfuglien!!!!

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April 5, 2010 / 9:34PM 1 note

churning butter.

  • Adam: Sometimes I think: let's just move to Colorado. I'd look good in jeans and plaid.
  • Me: Wha?
  • Adam: Yeah. I just want to move to Colorado, build a house out of trees, and knock up my wife and live off the land and shit.
  • Me: Oooookay...
  • Adam: You could churn butter. That would be your thing. You'd constantly be churning butter. Pregnant. In skirts. Skirts all the time.
  • Me: Uhhh....

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April 3, 2010 / 12:09PM

he's joking. obviously.

  • Adam: Could you pour me a glass of milk?
  • Me: Sure.
  • Adam: Holy shit!
  • Me: What?
  • Adam: I'm not used to you doing SHIT for me!
  • Me: *sharp look*
  • Adam: Just kidding!

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