spider.
- Me: I didn't tell you about the spider!
- Adam: No, you didn't. Was it furry? I probably don't want to hear about it, actually.
# September 5, 2010 / 9:10PM
actual conversations.
- Adam: have you seen my keys?
- Me: yeah, they're on top of the oil drum.
- Adam: *snaps fingers* that's right! I'm going to go lock up the garage.
- Me: ooh! Grab me my gun!
# April 5, 2010 / 9:34PM
churning butter.
- Adam: Sometimes I think: let's just move to Colorado. I'd look good in jeans and plaid.
- Me: Wha?
- Adam: Yeah. I just want to move to Colorado, build a house out of trees, and knock up my wife and live off the land and shit.
- Me: Oooookay...
- Adam: You could churn butter. That would be your thing. You'd constantly be churning butter. Pregnant. In skirts. Skirts all the time.
- Me: Uhhh....
