that woulda been a bitch.
- me: dinner is in the crockpot! [11:24am]
- adam: sweet. what is it? [11:25am]
- me: creamy chicken pesto. will have over pasta. [11:26am]
- me: and now the crock pot is actually plugged in! [11:55am]
- adam: hehehehehe. that woulda been a bitch. [11:56am]
restrict your clever banter.
- Adam: I'm calling about seats now.
- Me: oookay... are you saying I can't chatterbox or something?
- Adam: yes. Restrict your clever banter!!
WHAT IS TAURINE?
- Me: Honey, I'm so proud of you! I was coming to remind you that I made you iced coffee, and NOT to go to the gas station! But you already made some!
- Adam: I'm trying to do better. Really. But... I'm addicted to Java Monsters. It's that taurine. Ugh. Can we buy taurine? Can we put taurine in THIS? WHAT IS TAURINE? No really! What is it?!!!
# April 17, 2011 / 11:34AM
sweatpants/PJs.
- Adam: UGH, I have no pants to wear to softball practice!
- Me: What? Just wear your sweatpants.
- Adam: But those are PAJAMA PANTS.
- Me: Only because you only wear them at night, they're SWEATPANTS.
- Adam: *sigh* Okay, fine.
- *a few minutes later he's in his sweatpants*
- Me: OMG, you're wearing your PAJAMAS?!
- Adam: SEE! Be serious! I can't wear these!! I have to go to Dick's and get new pants now!!
# December 12, 2010 / 2:46PM
I f*&%ing love this shit!
- The wind is REALLY whipping up outside with a bunch of snow, while Adam's outside messing around with the snowblower, so I called his cell.
- Adam: Yeah?
- Me: HONEY, come inside! It's really windy out there and I don't want a tree to fall on you!
- Adam: A tree isn't going to fall on me! I fucking love this shit! Want to come out and play??
- Me: NO! There are like, snow tornadoes outside, it's freaky!
- Adam: Come on, we can play in the snow!
- Me: NO!!
- Adam: Okay okay, I'll put this away and come in.
# December 12, 2010 / 2:04PM
it wasn't interesting enough.
- (I was on the phone with an employee while Adam was still in bed asleep; after I hung up...)
- Adam: What was that all about?
- Me: That was just Allyson...
- Adam: What's going on?
- Me: Well, the roads are really bad and she's on her way back. She has plenty of time to get here, but she's not sure if--
- Adam: *DEEP BREATHING/SNORING*
- Me: HEY! Wake up!!
- Adam: Wha? What?
- Me: You asked me what was going on and I was trying to tell you!!
- Adam: It wasn't interesting enough to keep me awake!
- (Later he asked me "Did I fall asleep while you were talking to me earlier??")
spider.
- Me: I didn't tell you about the spider!
- Adam: No, you didn't. Was it furry? I probably don't want to hear about it, actually.
# September 5, 2010 / 9:10PM
actual conversations.
- Adam: have you seen my keys?
- Me: yeah, they're on top of the oil drum.
- Adam: *snaps fingers* that's right! I'm going to go lock up the garage.
- Me: ooh! Grab me my gun!
# August 30, 2010 / 10:27PM
me & Adam being silly at Cathy’s wedding.
