April 17, 2011 / 11:34AM


  • Adam: UGH, I have no pants to wear to softball practice!
  • Me: What? Just wear your sweatpants.
  • Adam: But those are PAJAMA PANTS.
  • Me: Only because you only wear them at night, they're SWEATPANTS.
  • Adam: *sigh* Okay, fine.
  • *a few minutes later he's in his sweatpants*
  • Me: OMG, you're wearing your PAJAMAS?!
  • Adam: SEE! Be serious! I can't wear these!! I have to go to Dick's and get new pants now!!


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December 12, 2010 / 2:46PM

I f*&%ing love this shit!

  • The wind is REALLY whipping up outside with a bunch of snow, while Adam's outside messing around with the snowblower, so I called his cell.
  • Adam: Yeah?
  • Me: HONEY, come inside! It's really windy out there and I don't want a tree to fall on you!
  • Adam: A tree isn't going to fall on me! I fucking love this shit! Want to come out and play??
  • Me: NO! There are like, snow tornadoes outside, it's freaky!
  • Adam: Come on, we can play in the snow!
  • Me: NO!!
  • Adam: Okay okay, I'll put this away and come in.


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December 12, 2010 / 2:04PM

it wasn't interesting enough.

  • (I was on the phone with an employee while Adam was still in bed asleep; after I hung up...)
  • Adam: What was that all about?
  • Me: That was just Allyson...
  • Adam: What's going on?
  • Me: Well, the roads are really bad and she's on her way back. She has plenty of time to get here, but she's not sure if--
  • Me: HEY! Wake up!!
  • Adam: Wha? What?
  • Me: You asked me what was going on and I was trying to tell you!!
  • Adam: It wasn't interesting enough to keep me awake!
  • (Later he asked me "Did I fall asleep while you were talking to me earlier??")

sleep talkingadamhusbandwifesunday morning

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September 5, 2010 / 9:10PM

actual conversations.

  • Adam: have you seen my keys?
  • Me: yeah, they're on top of the oil drum.
  • Adam: *snaps fingers* that's right! I'm going to go lock up the garage.
  • Me: ooh! Grab me my gun!


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August 30, 2010 / 10:27PM

me & Adam being silly at Cathy’s wedding. 

me & Adam being silly at Cathy’s wedding. 


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April 5, 2010 / 9:34PM 1 note

churning butter.

  • Adam: Sometimes I think: let's just move to Colorado. I'd look good in jeans and plaid.
  • Me: Wha?
  • Adam: Yeah. I just want to move to Colorado, build a house out of trees, and knock up my wife and live off the land and shit.
  • Me: Oooookay...
  • Adam: You could churn butter. That would be your thing. You'd constantly be churning butter. Pregnant. In skirts. Skirts all the time.
  • Me: Uhhh....

convoadamhusbandwifechurning butter

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April 3, 2010 / 12:09PM

he's joking. obviously.

  • Adam: Could you pour me a glass of milk?
  • Me: Sure.
  • Adam: Holy shit!
  • Me: What?
  • Adam: I'm not used to you doing SHIT for me!
  • Me: *sharp look*
  • Adam: Just kidding!


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